Spanish people are lazy AND stealing all the jobs. At the same time. Lazy, but also taking all the jobs because they work so much AND because they are lazy. Are you following me?
If we give all the money to the rich and don't tax them at all, eventually it will trickle down and the rich will give us back some of the money we gave them before. Totally.
Barney Frank destroyed the economy and President George W Bush was helpless to stop him.
Guns don't kill people, video games featuring guns kill people.
Taxing and spending are bad. Anyone who disagrees is a commie. Except Military Spending.
Anyone who wants to cut Military Spending isn't serious about national defense. That's why Republican Senators have filibustered the Secretary of Defense for the first time in US history even though he is a Republican, because they are worried that National Defense isn't going to be taken seriously.
The government that lets you have all the guns you want is evil. Sure they let you have every gun in the world but it is really a secret plot and they are also evil and plotting to put us all in FEMA camps and they are stockpiling bullets and they are gunna take all the guns they let us have away because tyranny.
Anything Michele Bachmann says. . .
Honestly, the messages coming out of the Republican party makes less sense than the final season of Lost. They want small government that gets out of the marketplace and gets into a woman's vagina against her will. Then they wonder why women won't vote for them. They think Texas is proof that their no tax ideas work because of look at all the minimum wage poverty level jobs Texas has created and nevermind the fact that Texas is grossly dependent on Federal Tax dollars they receive from states like New York, Massachusetts and that terrible backwards third world economy known as California. In Republican world all of the leading urban centers of commerce and culture are a drag on the booming paradise that is Texas. Republicans have lost their fucking minds, and their attempts to explain why we should stick with the juvenile, simple minded self serving economic bullshit dreamed up by an eleven year old Grover Norquist in his bubble bath only make sense if you are fucking stupid. The kind of people who like Sarah Palin and buy Glenn Beck's books kind of stupid.
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